Singles Map

If you’re single and thinking of moving somewhere for work, or just wanting to go visit some new places (US only) then you might find the below map rather intriguing. In fact if I were you, I would use this map to plan my next roadtrip.

Singles Map

Sure does remind me of elementary school dances…

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Yougurt

I was just eating my daily dose of two Danone Creamy yogurts when something extraordinary happened.

You know when you put jam or cream cheese on bread only to later drop it by accident? Well what happens? The bread lands with the spread to the floor. I’m sure there is some scientific explanation as to how the jam tips the balance ratio and the bread twirls and lands on the jam but I’m really not one to care. However today I managed to defy that law.

I opened up my yogurt and put the top covering to the side while I ate the yogurt. Once I was done I reached for the top, to lick off the yogurt on it before chucking it in the can. But the yogurt covered top slipped out of my hand and raced to the floor. As I saw it tumble through the air I had become prepared for the worst. To my surprise the top landed with the yogurt covered side up.

That is how I discovered the hand of God. 😀

And people say there is no higher power at work all around us. 😀

In Hindsight

Yesterday I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant. Everything was perfect, we were seated at a nice quite table. She was holding my hands in hers. A moment to remember.

Then she asked me if I thought we would be together forever. In hindsight …

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Girls

It’s funny what you find on the internet. Since the internet is filled with a lot of self conscious geeks, articles like this make a mark.

It is a funny article, but the best part is at the end in italics.

[Update: for those people who commented that someone who writes tripe like this has never spoken to a girl, you are nearly correct. I haven’t spoken to a hot girl at a party in eleven years, or interviewed a bikini model, because my hot wife wont let me. When she saw this silly post last night she commented, “That gave me a migraine. I’m going to bed.”]

After that I realized just how sad the majority of the male population is (at least on the web?). Most of us them probably have had or are having chick problems. So to compensate for their lack of “loving” they accuse every guy on the internet, who hasn’t posted a photo of himself with a hot chick, that he is full of shit and that he’s never even talked to a girl.

Of course they are just shooting blanks, blindly hoping that their insults will actually hit their mark, exposing a lonely geek. In reality of course they are just trying to compensate for their own lameness by trying to find out if their are the only lonely ones.

Top Notch Hockey Game

Thursday, February 22’07 – Ottawa Senators vs. Buffalo Sabres

Not much to say except, “Ray Emery what a guy!” 😀

Oh Thy English

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotioations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer, poeple wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl rite n styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

😀

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George W. Bush

With all the world commotion it is quite hard to remember the first names of other country’s presidents. Well check out this woman who was on a “Who want’s to be a Millionaire?” spinoff in (Germany) and answered this question:

What is the first name of George W. Bush? … George Duh!!!

GWB